My little buddy got a bug up his butt on the way to preschool and finally sighed, “I wish I never had to go to school again.”
So I said, “Well, if you never went to school you wouldn’t be my smart little boy. You wouldn’t get to learn all the cool things about the world.”
“I would still know that Spiderman shoots webs!” he retorted.
Touche, little man. Touche.
However, that argument isn’t going to cut it so now his butt is in class, hopefully making me more self portraits like the one above.